Quotation

Uncle Moshit told me that before the first Thanksgiving the pilgrims thought that turkeys were sex objects. They couldn't fly, and "gobble-gobble" was Puritan for "blowjob." So when the Indians arrived, right after the Macy's Day Parade they brought turkeys all trussed up. They were with cranberry sauce and gravy and potatoes and the Pilgrims were like... They were pissed. They were like, "What are they doing? "They're eating our fxxx birds." But you know, being Puritans, they don't wanna be rude. But you know what? It turned out that the turkeys tasted even better than going down on their wives! === Were your parents in a Nazi barbershop quartet? -Heh. Yeah. It's always nice to see women laugh. Once you can make a woman laugh then you can make her do anything, they say. I don't know if that's true. -Is that what they say? It's an old saying. -Like a very, very old saying?