Adults view kids as just so much background noise until something goes wrong, then they make life changing decisions without even asking the kid what she wants. It's all done in the name of "we know what's best." What's a kid to do? Well, if you're the kid, you think about it, view the options and figure out what you think is the best outcome. You make a plan and carry it out. If you're careful, you can even get away with it. A short crime story.